◆ A PROMISE, NOT A STARTUP

Tools that work before we ask you for anything.

Every "free" tool online is a trap with a delay on it — the watermark at export, the QR code that dies after you print the flyers, thirty dollars to download your own résumé. This is the opposite, and it's structural: every tool runs entirely in your browser.

the manifesto

Boring tools.

each does one small thing, fast

On-device AI

Background Remover Cut the background out of a photo with an AI model that downloads once and runs on your device. No credits, no watermark. 3D Photo Give a flat photo depth and record a looping 3D wiggle to post. A toy, and the only one here that admits it. Image Upscaler Make a small picture twice the size with real super-resolution. Full-size download, no watermark, no credits. Image to Text (OCR) Read text out of a photo, screenshot or scanned PDF. Payslips and passports never leave your machine. Transcribe Audio Live captions from your mic, or a file turned into text — with a speech model that runs on your device. No account, no per-minute meter. Blur Faces Hide faces before you post a photo. The detector proposes the boxes, you fix what it missed, and the EXIF goes too. Passport Photo Maker Crop a phone photo to a passport or visa size with the head where the rules want it, then print a sheet of copies. No $10 for a JPEG.

Files & formats

EXIF Viewer & Stripper See the GPS and device data hidden in your photos, then strip it — without uploading the photo to do it. Subtitle Resync Shift or stretch .srt timings to fix out-of-sync subtitles against your local video. SRT ↔ VTT too. EPUB Merge / Split Combine EPUBs, split by chapter, or edit title, author and cover — no ads, no account, no upload. PDF Tools Merge, split, rotate, reorder and compress PDFs, turn images into a PDF or a PDF into images — none of it uploaded. Image Converter Convert HEIC → JPG, PNG ↔ WebP, and compress or resize photos — right in your browser, nothing leaves your device. Sign a PDF Draw, type or upload your signature and stamp it on the page. Keeps your text selectable — no account, no watermark. Redact a PDF Black out text so it is actually destroyed, not covered by a rectangle anyone can move aside or copy under. Scan a Document Turn a phone photo of a page into a flat, straight scan — angle fixed, shadow gone — and save several pages as one PDF. Excel ↔ CSV Converter Turn .xlsx into CSV, TSV or JSON and back again — every sheet, the right delimiter, and long numbers that stay numbers. Screen Recorder Record your screen with mic or system audio and keep the file. No watermark, no five-minute cap, no account, no upload. Fill a PDF Form Fill in a PDF form and flatten it so the answers become part of the page. Tax returns and visa forms stay on your machine.

Developer

JSON Formatter Format, validate, minify and sort JSON. Broken input gets a line and a column, not a useless character offset. Unix Timestamp Converter Epoch to date and back. Detects seconds, milliseconds or microseconds for you, and shows ten time zones at once. Base64 Encode / Decode Both directions, UTF-8 safe so emoji survive, URL-safe variant included. Paste a token without wondering who reads it. Text Diff Checker Compare two texts and see what changed down to the word, not just the line. Side-by-side or unified.

AI cleanup

AI Paste Fixer Paste ChatGPT text, get clean formatting for Word or Docs — no asterisks, no hidden characters. Plus table → Excel. Transcript Cleaner Turn a Zoom or Teams .vtt into clean, readable text — timestamps stripped, speakers merged, tokens counted.

Words & text

Word Counter Count words, characters, sentences and reading time as you type — plus case converter and quick text clean-up tools.

Work & school

Grade Curve Calculator Curve a whole class at once — linear, square-root or bell — and see the before/after distribution. Duty Roster Generator Generate a fair rotating shift roster — nurses, security, classroom piket — honoring your rules. Print it. Calendar Invite (.ics) Build an .ics anyone can add to any calendar, with recurrence and reminders — a plain file, not a tracking redirect that expires.

Money & sharing

Expense Splitter Split a trip or shared rent, settle up in the fewest payments, and share it as a link. No app to install. QR That Never Expires A static QR for flyers, menus, wifi or a contact card. It points straight at your data — it cannot expire. EMI / Loan Calculator Monthly instalment, total interest, and the full month-by-month amortisation schedule as a CSV. Invoice Maker Line items, tax, discount and a clean PDF invoice — with your name on it and nobody else’s logo. No signup to remove branding.

Fun & random

Random Picker Spin a wheel to pick a name, draw a random number, flip a coin, roll dice or split teams — and share your list as a link. Typing Speed Test Measure your typing speed in WPM with live accuracy — no signup, no ads, and share your score as a link. The Boring Daily One five-letter word, six guesses, a new puzzle every day. No ads, no account, and the shared grid never spoils it. Spot the Trap Five interfaces a day, each hiding one trick that works against you. Find it, learn what it is called, and stop falling for it. Learn to Walk Evolve a creature that teaches itself to walk, on your own machine. Paint the hills, change what you reward, watch the network fire.

Privacy & proof

What This Page Knows Everything a website can read about your device with no cookie, no login and no permission prompt — shown to you instead of logged. File Checksum & Hash Paste the SHA-256 the vendor published, drop the file, get a match or a mismatch — without uploading the file you are verifying. Document Metadata Stripper See the author, company and editing time hidden in a Word, Excel, PowerPoint or PDF file — then strip them out before you send it.
NO.01
No signup
Not for you. Not for anyone you share with.
NO.02
No upload
Files never leave your device. Check the Network tab.
NO.03
No watermark
The tool that works is the entire tool.
NO.04
No limits
No daily wall. Nothing to subscribe to.
DON'T TRUST US — WATCH

This page is counting its own network requests, live.

Every "runs in your browser" claim is easy to say. So we wrapped this page's own fetch and watch for anything leaving your device. It reads zero, because it is zero.

NETWORK MONITOR
$ watch --uploads
→ files sent to a server ......... 0
→ requests to other hosts ........ 0
→ accounts required .............. 0
still watching
◆ THE MANIFESTO

Every other "free" tool online is a trap with a timer on it. We got tired of it. So here's the whole deal.

No sign-up, ever. Not for you, not for the people you share things with.
No upload. Your files never leave your device. Open your Network tab and check.
No watermark, no "free preview," no daily limit. The tool that works is the entire tool.
Nothing to cancel. Because there is nothing to subscribe to.

These tools are boring. Each one does a single small thing, does it fast, and then gets out of your way. If we ever break this promise, you'll know immediately — and you should leave.

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